 A stranger was seated next to a little girl
on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.
I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK,
' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Here is the definitive collection of answers from the best known experts that are out standing in their fields...
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Sometimes you just have to stop by the local biker bar... Tonight, it was the "Deadwood Station"...
Here is what happens when you visit a local biker bar with Family members and my Mom's friends from work...
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Thanks to Lee for sending me this!
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What old people do for fun...
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The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven dwarfs" they get ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at
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A male patient is lying in bed, in
the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily
sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student
nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles,
from behind the mask.
"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young
nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and
feet."
He struggles to ask again,
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 So, a lifelong friend emails me and asks me to come see him in Florida and while there, visit an amusement park (nope not the one operated by the mouse) for halloween.
"Sounds great", I tell him, "However, I haven't the funds to make this trip."
He exclaims that I, "Suck".
So to put it into perspective for him, I send him another email and explain, "Do you remember the days of
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 Hey Peeps!
Here is my version of the MySpace Comments!
So, give me Your Shout!
Say Hello, tell me if this web site sucks, remind me of stupid things we did together tweenty years ago, or just simply say f**k off!
Just be sure to give me Your Shout!...
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 I think this was the fairy tale that was read to women when they were little:
Once upon a time, in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
A frog hopped onto the princess' lap
and said:
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