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SkittlesSo, a lifelong friend emails me and asks me to come see him in Florida and while there, visit an amusement park (nope not the one operated by the mouse) for halloween. 

"Sounds great", I tell him, "However, I haven't the funds to make this trip."

He exclaims that I, "Suck".

So to put it into perspective for him, I send him another email and explain, "Do you remember the days of eating Ramen Noodles because you just couldn't afford anything else?"
Maruchan Ramen Noodles
I am certain that his thought process was something along the lines of, "Surely Derek has not become so broke that he is eating only Ramen Noodles!"

So his response was, "That's not a good sign... Want some Skittles?"

Damn Him!  What if I had really been in need?

He is correct and it did get me out of a trip to Florida, not to forget a little chuckle at his reference to Skittles!





Comments
Mr. Floyd Combat - Not Funny Unregistered | 11-15-2007 14:39
There is nothing funny about Skittle addiction.
It ruined my life and can send you into a complete tailspin of lies and torment.

1st it's just the little fun size bags at Halloween, then the next thing you know you're at the check out in walmart with 6 Jumbo size bags and then all you can afford to eat is ramen, tuna and pb&js's.

So laugh, chuckle and make fun of the silent scourge that is Skittles-I'll be sure and send you a card when you are in the hospital for your pancreas transplant.
Derek - Skittles Unregistered | 11-15-2007 14:40
I will be sure to bring you some Skittle Patches the next time I visit!
Raven - SKITTLES Unregistered | 10-30-2008 09:02
HEYY I AM JUST SAYING THAT SKITTLES ARE THE BOMB!!!!!!
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